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# You separate your trash into more than five different bins.
→ Okay, then I´m definitely German!
# Your front door has a sign with your family name made from salt dough.
→ Ah ... uh ... well .... (T____T) so what? XD
# You carry a “4You” backpack.
→ As far as I remember I NEVER had one!
# You eat a cold dinner at 6pm.
→ EEEHHH????!!!!!! I hate cold dinner! I always need warm dinner!!!!!! Unless I eat sushi or onigiri, but is that very German-like ? XD
# You call your cell phone “handy” and a projector “beamer”.
→ *blushes* .... I admit it XDD *lol* this is funny XDDD Germanish / Engliman XDDDD
# You have no problems with nude beaches and saunas.
→ EEEH??! I DO have!!!!!!!! (>______>)
# You have asked your Asian-American friend, “No, but where are you *really* from?”
→ I have no Asian-American (rl) friend ! (°_O)>
# You have gotten splinters from environmentally friendly toiled paper.
→ HUH? XD *lol*
# You call an afternoon stroll “Nordic Walking”.
→ No, I do NOT!!! XD
# You are shocked when you have to pay for dental care.
→ I´m ALWAYS shocked when I have to pay for s.th. ! XD
# You own a pair of jeans in a color other than blue.
→ No!
# People start talking about Hitler and Hofbräuhaus when you tell them where you’re from.
→ *thinks* No, absolutely not. First thing that comes up is usually "Oktoberfest" and beer (-___-)
# Tenth grade was all about dancing lessons.
→ Qué??!! Why 10th grade ? I don´t get it, can anyone tell me pls?????!!!!
# You work 40 hour weeks and have 6 weeks of vacation a year, but complain about hard times.
→ I didn´t have any vacations since .... well .... 4 years or so ?! *sigh* But yes there are a lot of people with a lot of free time *glares*
# Your childhood diet consisted of Alete and Zwieback. Your college diet consisted of Miracoli and Döner.
→ *looooooooooool* XD I haven´t eaten a Döner for ages and I don´t like Miracoli very much, but I think this one is very funny XDDDD
# You were educated about sex by Dr. Sommer.
→ KYAH! ... Yes, I guess XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
# You yell at people for jaywalking.
→ I do? (°___°)> .... What´s German about that ?
# You grew up watching “Löwenzahn” and “Die Sendung mit der Maus”. And Baywatch.
→ *nods* *nods* I LOVED Löwenzahn and Sendung mit der Maus! XDDD ... But Baywatch ??? UGH!! Go awaaaay! (>__>)
# You think college tuition is an outrage.
→ Yes, OF COURSE!!!! Considering the high jobless rate! It´s not like in other countries, that you´ll find a (good paid) job after you´ve graduated from college / university! So you have high debts and no work! :/ Only rich kids will be able to study in the future (T_T) We don´t have a school / university system like the USA for example, so of COURSE I´m against college tuition!!!!! °(x___x)°
# You routinely go 100mph on the highway and tailgate heavily.
→ No. (o___O;) I HATE people like that + I HATE highways!!!!
# On your last day of high school you made your teachers sing Karaoke and jump through hoops.
→ *lol* XD Not me, but the others did!! XD
# You wear brown leather shoes.
→ Ah, no?! (?___?)
# Your first audio tape was Benjamin Blümchen and Bibi Blocksberg.
→ Yes, not only, but yes. *blushes*
# You have ended an English sentence with “…and so”.
→ *thinks* Really ???? I can´t remember XD (perhaps "and so on" but that isn´t wrong, is it ? x__x)
# You can tell at least one Manta joke.
→ I´m sorry, but I can´t :/ ..... Do you wanna hear a blondes joke instead ? XDDD *coughs* No, I don´t know any jokes, I suck (;_;) (*lol* at first I read ManGa joke XD)
# You’re a college student in your 11th year.
→ HAhahahahaha *hides* ... NO!!! Who could afford s.th. like that ?????????!!!!!!
# Your first sexual experience was on Sat1, Saturday night at 11pm.
→ Huh ? How´d ya know??? .... (o___o;) ..... XD *lol* I think they´re talking about "Tuti Fruti" ??!! (do you write it like that ? XD)
# You spent hours in school learning to pronounce “th”.
→ And I still suck at it VERY much !!!! (T__T)
# You expect chocolate in your shoes on December 6th.
→ ? Huh ? Is that German ????? We don´t do that on Dec., 6th!!!
# You complain that in other countries everything is dirty.
→ Ah ... no ?! ... ?????!!!!
Taken from here.
ILOVE stereotypes (x___x)/
And talking about stereotypes, y'know what´s missing?
# You´re VERY fat! (talking about the fact, that Germany ranked #1 in Europe in having a high percentage of fat people x__X)
Sorry for being so random today ! But I felt like it.
# You separate your trash into more than five different bins.
→ Okay, then I´m definitely German!
# Your front door has a sign with your family name made from salt dough.
→ Ah ... uh ... well .... (T____T) so what? XD
# You carry a “4You” backpack.
→ As far as I remember I NEVER had one!
# You eat a cold dinner at 6pm.
→ EEEHHH????!!!!!! I hate cold dinner! I always need warm dinner!!!!!! Unless I eat sushi or onigiri, but is that very German-like ? XD
# You call your cell phone “handy” and a projector “beamer”.
→ *blushes* .... I admit it XDD *lol* this is funny XDDD Germanish / Engliman XDDDD
# You have no problems with nude beaches and saunas.
→ EEEH??! I DO have!!!!!!!! (>______>)
# You have asked your Asian-American friend, “No, but where are you *really* from?”
→ I have no Asian-American (rl) friend ! (°_O)>
# You have gotten splinters from environmentally friendly toiled paper.
→ HUH? XD *lol*
# You call an afternoon stroll “Nordic Walking”.
→ No, I do NOT!!! XD
# You are shocked when you have to pay for dental care.
→ I´m ALWAYS shocked when I have to pay for s.th. ! XD
# You own a pair of jeans in a color other than blue.
→ No!
# People start talking about Hitler and Hofbräuhaus when you tell them where you’re from.
→ *thinks* No, absolutely not. First thing that comes up is usually "Oktoberfest" and beer (-___-)
# Tenth grade was all about dancing lessons.
→ Qué??!! Why 10th grade ? I don´t get it, can anyone tell me pls?????!!!!
# You work 40 hour weeks and have 6 weeks of vacation a year, but complain about hard times.
→ I didn´t have any vacations since .... well .... 4 years or so ?! *sigh* But yes there are a lot of people with a lot of free time *glares*
# Your childhood diet consisted of Alete and Zwieback. Your college diet consisted of Miracoli and Döner.
→ *looooooooooool* XD I haven´t eaten a Döner for ages and I don´t like Miracoli very much, but I think this one is very funny XDDDD
# You were educated about sex by Dr. Sommer.
→ KYAH! ... Yes, I guess XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
# You yell at people for jaywalking.
→ I do? (°___°)> .... What´s German about that ?
# You grew up watching “Löwenzahn” and “Die Sendung mit der Maus”. And Baywatch.
→ *nods* *nods* I LOVED Löwenzahn and Sendung mit der Maus! XDDD ... But Baywatch ??? UGH!! Go awaaaay! (>__>)
# You think college tuition is an outrage.
→ Yes, OF COURSE!!!! Considering the high jobless rate! It´s not like in other countries, that you´ll find a (good paid) job after you´ve graduated from college / university! So you have high debts and no work! :/ Only rich kids will be able to study in the future (T_T) We don´t have a school / university system like the USA for example, so of COURSE I´m against college tuition!!!!! °(x___x)°
# You routinely go 100mph on the highway and tailgate heavily.
→ No. (o___O;) I HATE people like that + I HATE highways!!!!
# On your last day of high school you made your teachers sing Karaoke and jump through hoops.
→ *lol* XD Not me, but the others did!! XD
# You wear brown leather shoes.
→ Ah, no?! (?___?)
# Your first audio tape was Benjamin Blümchen and Bibi Blocksberg.
→ Yes, not only, but yes. *blushes*
# You have ended an English sentence with “…and so”.
→ *thinks* Really ???? I can´t remember XD (perhaps "and so on" but that isn´t wrong, is it ? x__x)
# You can tell at least one Manta joke.
→ I´m sorry, but I can´t :/ ..... Do you wanna hear a blondes joke instead ? XDDD *coughs* No, I don´t know any jokes, I suck (;_;) (*lol* at first I read ManGa joke XD)
# You’re a college student in your 11th year.
→ HAhahahahaha *hides* ... NO!!! Who could afford s.th. like that ?????????!!!!!!
# Your first sexual experience was on Sat1, Saturday night at 11pm.
→ Huh ? How´d ya know??? .... (o___o;) ..... XD *lol* I think they´re talking about "Tuti Fruti" ??!! (do you write it like that ? XD)
# You spent hours in school learning to pronounce “th”.
→ And I still suck at it VERY much !!!! (T__T)
# You expect chocolate in your shoes on December 6th.
→ ? Huh ? Is that German ????? We don´t do that on Dec., 6th!!!
# You complain that in other countries everything is dirty.
→ Ah ... no ?! ... ?????!!!!
Taken from here.
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And talking about stereotypes, y'know what´s missing?
# You´re VERY fat! (talking about the fact, that Germany ranked #1 in Europe in having a high percentage of fat people x__X)
Sorry for being so random today ! But I felt like it.
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